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People Looking Up London's Escaped Gorilla Are Finding Really Graphic Porn

An adult silverback gorilla named Kumbuka escaped from captivity in a London zoo on Thursday, and, naturally, people wanted the full scoop on what went down.

They headed to YouTube to search the web for videos of the animal, and found something they definitely weren't expecting: porn.

Yup, an innocent search for footage of the escapee led to a hardcore sex tape, according to the Daily Star.

The explicit video was allegedly uploaded yesterday onto a playlist called "GORILLA escapes from London Zoo," and has nothing to do with Kumbuka himself.

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I suppose the folks who uploaded the unrelated footage were so desperate for views they used the gorilla for its trending online traffic.

Or, maybe it was just a sick joke that someone's getting a good laugh from. HA, you won -- whoever you are.

But really, what's the deal with all of these porn jokes, guys?

First we saw hackers leaking porn onto billboards during rush hour, and now this?!

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But, if you avoid the Kumbuka sex tape, you'll be happy to discover the gorilla made it back to the zoo unharmed -- thank GOD.

We're not mentally prepared for another Harambe, and we're super thankful the zookeepers were able to get him back home in a peaceful manner.

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Regardless, the scene at the escape was definitely unnerving until the big guy was put back into his home.

Families visiting the zoo that day said they were trapped inside until Kumbuka was successfully put back into captivity.

Apparently, keepers with tranquilizers held down the fort and stood near the entrances to ensure there would be no issues.

They were successful in the mission, and used a tranquilizer dart to contain the beast.

Hopefully, people have learned enough about the gorilla by now without needing to search his name on YouTube.

For those of you who went there and saw a little more than what you asked for -- I'm sorry, and good morning.

Citations: Daily Star