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Guy Gets USB Stuck In Penis Masturbating, Needs Surgery

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Look, I don't care whether you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or whatever, we all like to pleasure ourselves.

Sometimes, though, touching yourself with just your hand can get a little, well, boring. So, what do you do in order to spice up the experience a bit?

Well, if you're this dude in China, you might have one beer too many and end up getting a USB cable stuck in your penis and require surgery in order to get it removed.

According to reports, a man from China's Shaanxi Province ended up in an "incredible amount of pain" after he tried to find a unique, new way of getting off.

I'm not sure getting hard from a USB cable is my cup of tea, (though I can't say I've ever tried it), but apparently, this Chinese man got the idea from an online video.

Ah, the internet!

Well, obviously this didn't go according to plan. And instead of having an orgasm, this guy required a trip to the emergency room in order to have the USB cable removed.

According to the Metro, the doctor who performed the surgery said,

He found a video online that taught him how to sexually stimulate himself with a charging cable, so he inserted one into his urethra.

I like to drink alcohol, but good lord! How many beers do you have to take down before you convince yourself sticking a USB cable into your urethra will unlock a pleasure beyond your wildest imagination?

The below video of this guy having the USB cable surgically removed from his penis is tough to watch, but something tells me if you've made it this far, you're not going to look away.

See, I told you it was bad.

According to the Metro, this dude's surgery lasted over an hour, and the team of surgeons had to cut the USB cable into three separate sections in order to fully remove it from this guy's junk.

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I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here for all of us, but I just can't stop laughing... and crying.

Citations: Man gets USB cable stuck in his penis while pleasuring himself Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/22/man-gets-usb-cable-stuck-in-his-penis-while-pleasuring-himself-6275303/#ixzz4QkrwU300 (Metro)