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Drug Lord El Chapo Guzman Reportedly Ready To Fight ISIS Himself

UPDATE 8:37 pm: As we thought, this story is pure BS, but still, it makes a wonderful work of fiction.

There may be no better representation of the saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend," than the story I am about to tell you.

According to a few Internet rumblings ( so take this entire thing with about a pound of salt), legendary escape artist and drug lord El Chapo Guzman has it out for the international terror group, ISIS.

As first reported by CartelBlog, El Chapo reportedly sent an email to Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, a prominent ISIS leader, telling him to back off his drug shipments. Oh, and he starts the email by calling ISIS a bunch of "lowly p*ssies."

You see, drugs are not part of the ISIS ideology for a Muslim state, so ISIS members have reportedly been destroying drug shipments from various cartels that cross their paths.

Clearly, El Chapo has had enough of the terrorists getting in the way of his drug trade.

Part of the alleged email reads,

You [ISIS] are not soldiers. You are nothing but lowly p*ssies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation. My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a wh*re that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.

Not gonna lie, watching El Chapo's group fight ISIS would be like the final scene in "Jurassic World."

True or not, this makes one hell of an interesting twist for both the war on drugs and the war on terror.

Citations: El Chapo sends threatening message to terrorist group ISIS (Cartel Blog)