Snoop Dogg was once charged with first and second-degree murder, but he was acquitted. Martha Stewart, on the other hand, went to jail on felony obstruction of justice after lying to investigators about her insider trading.
Now Snoop is pointing out an ultimate irony that reveals America's expectations and assumptions about black men and and weathered white women, and how wrong they can be.
If only we could see Martha Stewart's reaction to finding this on her Instagram feed, as she spurts out her morning coffee all over her silver goose duvet in horror, then quickly demands more from her indentured servant.
And people don't like rappers: