You love any opportunity to show off and you'll make any activity a competitive one. That's why you totally relate to this SpongeBob meme. If you know the words to a song, everybody in the car is going to hear you sing your heart out.
Anyone who knows you knows you love to relax. Why exert yourself when you could chill out instead? You know this ridiculous meme about a onesie that literally comes with its own seat speaks directly to your soul.