Not everyone is a peaceful sleeper. If you're like me, you've kicked and drooled your way to no one wanting to sleep with you, like, ever. Others snore so loudly, their spouses need ear plugs to get some quality shut eye.
And, if you're like Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy, you talk so often in your sleep, you have lengthy conversations you can't even recall.
This guy has so much to say while he's deep in REM cycles, his wife takes account of their conversations and sends them to her husband so he can read them the following morning.
The man makes hilarious statements about a variety of subjects, some of which are too cryptic to even try to decode. But he does laugh pretty often, which must mean he's having a lot of fun in his dream world.
The couple, Lindsay Stamhuis and Aidan Hailes, spoke with BuzzFeed, and Lindsay recounted one sleep-talking moment she did not write down. This time, Aidan thought he was an MMA fighter.
Imagine if you had a spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend or anyone at all really, who would do this for you on those nights of drinking to the point of no recollection. What? No! Who does that?