Everyone has a tale from youth or after youth when getting some mouth lovin’ didn’t go exactly as planned. It’s part of growing up.
It’s as much a part of moving into adulthood as slowly transitioning from watching Nicktoons to watching The CW before ironically transitioning back to Nicktoons in college.
Anything can happen.
You can get caught by parents, finish too fast, yell out your grandmother's name accidentally because you saw her earlier and she said her name weirdly and for some reason it was at the top of your mind. I mean it wasn't a sexual thing; she's just the last person you saw. Like you aren't SEXUALLY attracted to your grandmother. I mean, she was kind of cute probably in college, but, ew. It's not CRAZY to yell her name as you finish, though. Stop looking at me.
Everyone look away from me! THESE ARE ALL EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN.
Anyway, Reddit user L1FTED has a blowjob story sooooo much worse than any of your terrible blowjob stories. On the Today, I F*cked Up subreddit, the user wrote,
Ew. EW. NO. This guy and his stupid bladder better not ruin the concept of AM Adventure Fun Time for the rest of us.