Being in a relationship isn't easy. I wouldn't know because the only things that I love are Flamin' Hot Cheetos and world peace, in that order. But, from what I've gleaned from books and movies and friends, spending all your time with someone can be difficult.

The thing is, sometimes, even though you love someone, you just don't want to talk to them.

That's where TV comes in. The invention of streaming has done more to keep relationships running smoothly than the invention of non-rabbit-intestine-made condoms.

But there are so many TV shows! It's hard to know which show is right for you and your significant other to ignore each other with. Don't worry, I'm here to help.

I've constructed a clinically-tested quiz that will pair you and your partner with the exact TV show you should be watching.

I will help you find the TV show that will keep you from talking to each other most efficiently -- based on the specific characteristics of your romantic partnership.

OK, let's get started.

Check out the above video from Millennials of New York to see how Netflix can help a relationship thrive!