Who turns down a free cupcake? Apparently, Jack does.
Jack has more self-control than any person ever to display self-control. Jack doesn't even like cupcakes! Cupcakes couldn't be less appealing to Jack. Jack would rather take a nap than eat a cupcake.
When free cupcakes in honor of the Giants were in order, one man had a mystery on his hands: If a cupcake disappears in the hands of a little boy, but there's no one around to see it, what happened to the cupcake?
Did Jack eat a cupcake? According to him, "No, no, no, no, no, no."