Guy Uses Hilarious Slides On Tinder To Get People To Swipe Right On Him
Tinder is a goddamn kill-or-be-killed battlefield, and it takes a unique presence to stand out among the crowd of total plebes and prove his or her worth.
A sexy photo isn’t enough anymore, but a sexy slide presentation?
Tinder user Austin knows sometimes people need the cold, hard facts when deciding whom to swipe right on, and if a few well-prepped slides can’t win the 20-year-old a trip to the bone yard, nothing will.
The eligible bachelor references past successes…
…but knows how to keep things current.
He also includes a damn graph because potential matches can’t argue with math.
The modern lover doesn’t have time to labor over analysis, so Austin compiled a brief summary of his strengths.
Odds of this hot slice staying on the market for long sure seem slim.