People Are Sharing All The Hilarious Things They Wish Siri Would Say

Siri is like the Internet in 1995: very, very cool but doesn't really work well.

I'm trying not to be a spoiled Millennial berating all the most miraculous technology ever created, but Siri is pretty useless.

She has like a 10 percent chance of understanding you said, "What movies are playing nearby," and not hearing, "What dingleberries are swaying nearby?"

There is so much more I want from Siri. I want her to be, like, a computer secretary who can, like, actually do stuff.

Apparently, the Internet feels the same because #ThingsIWantSiriToSay is trending like a mother f*cker on Twitter right now.

Check out the funniest tweets below.

Sorry, Siri, because I will never learn how to spell "unnecessary." (I just misspelled it while making a joke about how I couldn't spell it.)

This would be the most important advancement in human civilization since the invention of agriculture.

Who needs friends when you have Siri?


Jesus, get over it. She's an actress. You're a robot.

Me? Wow, that's such a nice thing to say. You're going to make me tear up right now.

Important information.

Honestly, why do I have to be the one to move my body around? Aren't we passed that?

Actually, I could see her saying this.

I told Siri to call me "baby" as a joke once, and now, I can't change it back.

Everyone stop reading this article and go watch "BoJack Horseman."

Hunter has friends.

Listen, sometimes a girl just needs some ointment. It's just the way things are.

Thanks, MOM.


Me: Siri, what's your secret wish? Siri: I wish my sister Cortana would burn in hell for sleeping with my man Me:#ThingsIWantSiriToSay — Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) March 29, 2016

Just admit your faults, Siri.

"It" being "the dishes."

This is a reference to this.

Where are self-driving cars? I've been waiting since "I, Robot."