The 25 Most Redneck Ways To Celebrate The 4th of July


America! F*ck Yeah!

Tomorrow is the greatest American holiday in existence: the 4th of July. An historic date that celebrates our country adopting the Declaration of Independence; many Americans celebrate the 4th by barbequing with friends, drinking American beers and watching fireworks light up the sky.

But celebrations can be different depending on where you live. The way one would celebrate in a big city, may be vastly different than how one might celebrate in the south. How do rednecks take pride in being an American?

Here are the 25 most redneck ways to celebrate the 4th of July:


Go mud swimming

Shotgun a beer

 Have a southern barbeque

Go ATVing

Put a jacuzzi in your pickup truck

Go cow tipping

Set off your own fireworks

Drink whiskey out of the bottle

Decorate your wife beater

Beat your wife

Voice your political beliefs

Go gun shopping

Wrestle an alligator

Have sex with your cousin

Jello wrestling

Be a racist

Picket an abortion clinic

Go hunting

Drink Moonshine

Watch a 'Larry The Cable Guy' marathon

Go to a Kid Rock Concert

Get in a bar fight

Watch Fox News

Take a new mugshot

Happy 4th of July, y'all!