America! F*ck Yeah!
Tomorrow is the greatest American holiday in existence: the 4th of July. An historic date that celebrates our country adopting the Declaration of Independence; many Americans celebrate the 4th by barbequing with friends, drinking American beers and watching fireworks light up the sky.
But celebrations can be different depending on where you live. The way one would celebrate in a big city, may be vastly different than how one might celebrate in the south. How do rednecks take pride in being an American?
Here are the 25 most redneck ways to celebrate the 4th of July:
Watch NASCAR
Go mud swimming
Shotgun a beer
Have a southern barbeque
Go ATVing
Put a jacuzzi in your pickup truck
Go cow tipping
Set off your own fireworks
Drink whiskey out of the bottle
Decorate your wife beater
Beat your wife
Voice your political beliefs
Go gun shopping
Wrestle an alligator
Have sex with your cousin
Jello wrestling
Be a racist
Picket an abortion clinic
Go hunting
Drink Moonshine
Watch a 'Larry The Cable Guy' marathon
Go to a Kid Rock Concert
Get in a bar fight
Watch Fox News
Take a new mugshot
Happy 4th of July, y'all!
America!
