If Superheroes Used Pickup Lines They'd Be Just As Bad As The Rest Of Us
If you're at a bar and you spot a guy wearing his sunglasses inside, he's not going to turn out to be Cyclops (the sexy X-Man) -- it's probably just Zach, the finance guy.
With the exception of Ellen DeGeneres, superheroes are not real, but if they were real, they'd probably do really well at bars.
That's because superheroes already possess the essential qualities that make a person good at getting numbers: They are physically fit, really care about clothes and are always lying about who they really are.
But we wrote a bunch of pick up lines for them anyway.
Not technically a "hero." But, you know, go f*ck yourself.