You Should Probably Seek Help If You Sleep In One Of These Positions (Photos)

If I were the kind of person who planned my days around the alignment of the planets and valued birth month over personality when it came to dating other people, I would have opened this with, "The way a person sleeps speaks volumes about his or her personality."

Thankfully, I don't believe in any of those things, and, as a result, I tend not to take articles too seriously when they contain the words "says about you" in the title because judging people based on a tiny facet of their lives is what we're told not to do with books and their covers.

Someone previously put together a series of graphics depicting how different couples sleep, and these illustrations are done in a similar vein (if that vein were injected with some sort of hallucinogen).

It's like that scene from "Requiem for a Dream."

Soon, their brains will telekinetically fuse as one.

Nontraditional relationships are slowly becoming more acceptable.

I guess you could say the same about cuckolding.

I would not say the same about necrophilia.

Swinging is definitely more acceptable.

But it's not for everyone.

This is why we don't judge people based on what they do while unconscious.

Hopefully, these bears are inexplicably vegetarian, too.

Citations: What Your Sleeping Positions Say About Your Relationship (Sad and Useless)