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Guy Left Hanging From Building After Failed Attempt To Woo A Woman

Grand gestures of love should be reserved for movies starring John Cusack or plays written by dead people.

Don't forget Romeo and Juliet killed themselves.

That moral of that story is literally this: Love will will f*ck everything up, and you will die (at least when you're 13 and dumb).

In this case, a Russian guy hung outside of a girl's eighth story window to impress her and declare his love for her.

The Russian psychotic in question is named Pavel Loginov, 25, and the target of his Cupid-crazed affections is named Olga.

The video was filmed by a neighbor who noticed him after he apparently was not able to get Olga's attention and started shouting for help.

In an unfortunate twist of fate, Olga was in the shower or was pretending to be in the shower.

In any case, she didn't come to the window.

He was finally helped up to the roof, and that's when Olga reportedly appeared at the window in a towel.

He shouted "compliments" to her from the room, to which she promptly closed the window and told him to stop bothering her.

It's like a fairytale, only more Russian.