If your baby was made in a vintage Ferrari with Marlon Brando's sperm and raised by James Dean before it went to Hogwarts to become a dark wizard hunter, it still wouldn't be as cool as Rihanna.
She's just fly as hell. She's an amazing performer, her Instagram has lots of weed in it and she wears supercalifragilisticexpialidocious outfits.
It's too bad she plagiarized all her clothes from Mario Party.
Seriously, it's weird.
Suddenly, you realize....
Her stylist...
Must be...
...Luigi.
Because he's the only character she doesn't dress up as.
