7 Important Reasons You Should Date The Girl Who Rips Shots

by Stephanie Ironson
Universal Pictures

It's an average night out at your favorite bar.

You look to your right and finally make eye contact with the girl you've awkwardly been inching toward for the past half hour.

After subtly checking the potency of your breath (and deciding it doesn't totally reek of beer and pizza), you walk over with the confidence of T-Pain and ask if you can buy her a drank.

You're ready to whip out your card and order her the typical vodka soda, but she catches you off guard by saying, “Sure, I'll have two shots of tequila.” You're slightly intimated, definitely intrigued and ready to happily comply.

There's something different about a girl who prefers to throw one back than sip on a watered-down mixed drink.

She's down for a good time, knows what she's looking for and isn't afraid to ask for it -- read: total dating material.

Here are the seven reasons you should date the girl who rips shots.

She's not going to waste your time.

Sure, chit-chat and small talk are nice, but the clock's ticking close to midnight and you're not trying to dilly dally. If you find a girl who is D to R some S-es, she's sure as hell not wasting her own time, much less yours.

And, in the long run, she's not someone who's going to keep you waiting around while she blow-dries her hair for 45 minutes.

She's got a grasp on life and knows each moment is precious and should never be wasted (on a dumb cranberry vodka).

She's emotionally, mentally and physically strong.

Not every girl has the strength to hold in a cough or hide the natural this-shot-makes-me-want-to-puke-up-everything-I've-ever-eaten face with a gleeful “WOO-HOO.”

A girl who's getting after it at the bar has her head on right. She knows how to get rid of a sh*tty taste in her mouth -- whether it be the lingering, sour words of a fight or cheap vodka -- and she does it with a smile.

Also, all those up-and-down arm motions involved in taking a shot have to build some muscles, right? Right.

She has the confidence of LMFAO ft. Lil Jon.

When she walks in the club, all eyes are on her. She's with the party rock crew, all drinks are free. She likes Ciroc, she loves Patron, she came to party rock. EVERYBODY IT'S ON. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS…. you get it.

She's fun AF.

Don't get us wrong, we know you "don't need alcohol to have fun." Butttttttt, like, you def have more fun when you're drinking (sorry to our D.A.R.E officers).

Girls who take shots are the first ones on the dance floor and the last ones to leave the party. What more could you ask for in a partner?

She knows what's good.

When attempting to find love in a hopeless place (also known as the dive bar down the street) you're going to want to find a girl who knows what's up. A girl who is confidently getting her shotz on KNOWS. WHAT'S. GOOD. What does that mean, you might ask? Well, it means she knows what a night out is supposed to look like, how to hold her liquor and how to get the most bang for her buck.

She's going to get drunk faster, which means she's more likely to buy drunk munchies faster.

If a girl's ripping shots, she's most likely not super worried about her caloric intake.

There's no better way to end a night of shot-taking than with pizza to the face and the drunker the girl, the bigger the pie. A shot-taker is ready to inhale any cheese-doused carb that's a Seamless call away and will (probably) share it with you, too.

She also won't be too picky about what to order because she's basically down to put anything in her mouth by the end of the night… which brings us to our next point.

She knows how to swallow...

…shots, she knows how to swallow shots.