The 2016 presidential election has been going on for what seems like an eternity at this point, and with so many players, it can be hard to get a real handle on it.
These graphs I made will not help you with that at all.
As the primaries roar on by and the fate of this country hangs precariously in the balance, please enjoy these Venn diagrams that are in no way helpful whatsoever.
I mean, what if my kid thinks wizards are just dumbies who never learned algebra? (Seriously, Ron, you don't know math.)
Hey, do you want to play an endless game simulating how capitalism will systematically f*ck you? Well, I got the board game for you.
It's like Schrödinger's cat. That's a science thing, wizards. Look it up.
Sometimes, people who are completely different can agree on something.
Marco Rubio sweats more than a prostitute in church (the church in this scenario has no air conditioner and is in the middle of the Sahara Desert during summer).
Very entertaining ensemble in both, though.
Just to be clear: This is a joke about abortion.
Making a president.
They might lie dormant for a while, but they're both here to stay.