It's essentially every child's job to do dumb things that ensure his or her parents consistently suffer small heart attacks.
Watching from afar as the little person you're responsible for makes a series of dumb life decisions is essential to the child's development, but it's also the most terrifying thing about having kids.
If all goes according to plan, you usually have your life somewhat in order by the time a child is placed in your care.
Obviously, sometimes that doesn't work out, but even those times involve a lot of quick growing up on your part in order to make sure your offspring survives.
This means parents know not to run with knives or try “Tokyo Drifting” in cars.
Kids don't know that, though, and to be very honest, they are super amused when you call them out for doing those moronic things.
In Roger Ryan's case, one of those moronic things involves jumping out of a plane and watching his parents' reactions.
It involves Roger's dad yelling,
I thought he was in a bus!
That moronic thing is now my favorite thing of all time.