Everyone gets a little annoyed when moms post a thousand pictures of their squirming, brand new human babies to Facebook, but we usually don't say anything.
Why? Because telling someone to stop posting pictures of their 6-month-old baby is like telling someone to stop laughing at the funniest joke they've ever heard.
But one mother's group of friends felt very differently.
Jade Ruthven, a mother from Australia, had been posting a lot of pictures of her newborn to Facebook when she received this very mean letter:
Warning: These women are monsters.
Here is a picture of the sort of disgusting, worthless, stupid baby pictures Jade was posting:
Doesn't that just make you want to puke? I mean look at that stupid baby. Who wears flower headbands? This isn't the '60s, baby. Grow up.
Also, she “got together with a few of the girls?" Like they had an actual secret meeting about this? That's the lowest stakes evil organization I've ever heard of.
Luckily, we at Elite Daily have received a recording of that nefarious meeting. Here is a fragment:
Hello, fellow girls, I called this meeting to discuss the methods by which we may STOP Jade from posting DISGUSTING BABY PICTURES. I hate babies. I never photograph mine. I try to not even look at it. Seriously, I never look down, in case I might see it.