When people who aren’t from New York think of the city, they think of Broadway, Central Park and Times Square.
What they don’t realize is that you’ll also see people jacking off on park benches and American flag-painted tits on any given corner in Midtown.
Overall, the city smells like urine and everything’s overpriced.
The Kloons recently uploaded a video to YouTube in which they made their own music video to “Only in New York,” and it’s a spot-on representation of what this city is really like.
Despite the chaos and the filth, New York will always be the greatest city in the world.