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Moms Attempting To Define Porn Terms Will Literally Scar You For Life (Video)

by Alec MacDonald

Guys, it took me lots of long, hard work to learn all my porn terminology.

But now, I'm an expert. I'm fully qualified to teach a class called Noted Nomenclature and Colloquial Jargon of F*cking 101.

It's an online course.

But for people who don't watch porn and aren't familiar with its weird and contemptuous relationship with the English language, porn terms can be confusing.

By the way, THIS is the 69th word of this article. For those of you who don't know, 69ing is when two people put each other's genitals in each other's mouths simultaneously and only one of them has a good time.

Here we have a video full of moms who don't know porn terms trying and failing to guess what they mean.

Failing because "glory hole" is the most misleading term in human history.

So if you wanna see people who have given birth to babies wonder if a "money shot" is a gambling term, this is the video for you.