Moron Sticks His Tongue In A Venus Flytrap And It Does Not End Well (Video)
I tend to avoid sticking parts of my body into scary-looking wildlife, not because I respect my limbs and laws against bestiality but because I think it's a pretty reasonable policy that doesn't require much explaining.
However, it would appear there are some people out there who don't share this philosophy.
One of those people is MrNakedLandscaper, who apparently looks at a Venus flytrap and asks, "I wonder what would happen if I put my tongue inside that?"
The answer, which he discovered after conducting an experiment last summer, was, "it will bite your tongue and you might scream and bleed a little bit," and -- as is the case with basically everything -- it's so much more fun to watch in slow motion.
Now that the plant has a taste for human flesh, I can only imagine it's a matter of time before we're treated to "The Real Little Shop Of Horrors," a terrible reality series on Bravo that will air sometime within the next few months.