Kids Taste Dark Chocolate For The First Time And Literally Can't Even (Video)
I'm a big fan of judging people based on very minor aspects of their personalities, and while there are certainly exceptions to this rule, I also find value in the opinion of anyone who owns multiple pairs of zip-off pants or paid money to see Train in concert.
Another one of my admittedly-irrational assumptions concerns people who prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate: If you hold this opinion, I assume you either have a broken tongue or the palate of a 4-year-old.
I never actually had any evidence to back this up, but thanks to this video of children eating dark chocolate for the first time, I can finally tell myself I was right all this time.
Confirmation bias makes everything better.