Naked Dudes Slide Around Bathtubs On This Hilarious Japanese Game Show
Screw “Shark Tank,” screw “Survivor,” screw all “The Real Housewives,” screw “Property Brothers,” screw “Survivor: Palau” and screw “Road Rules.”
Japan has a game show called “Monday Lateshow – Suiyo kara Yofukashi” where at least one of its segments is just chubby dudes screwin' around in bathtubs, and it's by far the most entertaining thing ever created.
America, you aren't doing reality TV right.
This man is my spirit animal.
Here is what is great about this guy: In the beginning of the segment, he was literally labeled "Fat" by whichever judgmental "The Devil Wears Prada"-types run this variety show.
That doesn't stop this beautiful phoenix from spreading his majestic wings, though.
UHHHHHH, I'm sorry, but does this guy NOT have the grace of a gentle gazelle in the Serengeti or the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics gold-medal figure skater, Katarina Witt?!?!?!
Much like cooking and talking to a girl without getting super clammy or doing a finger-gun hand movement after telling her, "Lookin' good, Ace," tub spinnin' is a skill that takes years of mastering. Grape explains,
Not that any of that matters. The only thing that matters is you watching more of this guy work his magic on the bathtub.
Anyway, just watch these GIFs of this all-star human slidin'.