Here's What It Would Be Like If Your Favorite Alcohol Was Your Friend (Video)

I think we can all agree that if alcohol was our friend, it would treat us like garbage.

Just imagine how much you would drunk text your ex-boyfriend if wine hung around you all the time.

Wine would definitely tell you to knock on your neighbor’s door to tell him how hot you think he is.

Vodka would constantly allow you to humiliate yourself everywhere you go.

In fact, vodka is the kind of friend who would convince you it’s chill to grind on someone’s dad at Whole Foods.

Watch the video above, and be thankful these drinks aren’t real people.