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This Hilarious Video Explains What Happens When Hot Guys Hold Babies

A hot guy holding a baby is like a ninja holding a lightsaber; he's amazing and intimidating to begin with, but with a lightsaber, he's straight-up lethal.

There is this one dude in my neighborhood who walks around with his baby all the time, and it pisses me off. It's like, we get it, you look like Zeus, but you're not allowed to be a good person, too. That's too many things.

This video from Above Average examines the genital shock wave produced by attractive men once they pick up babies. According to the video, women of all ages lose their minds the second they see sculpted arms holding an infant.

Now, I have neither sculpted arms nor a baby, but, with enough time, I can make both. I'm going to go get started.