Based on the admittedly absurd nature of my job, I've seen some pickup lines used by desperate guys on Tinder that made feel physically uncomfortable for every single person involved.
However, I've never encountered an opening line that spawned the kind of mental image that can cause physical damage to your cerebral cortex -- or at least, I hadn't until now.
I almost can't decide what's more bizarre: the part about the frozen hot dogs or segueing to the roommate situation as if the aforementioned crime against decency had never been mentioned.
It's obviously the hot dog part for reasons that shouldn't need to be explained, but you'll soon see that Logan might be even crazier than he initially lets on (if that's even possible).
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