If The Starbucks Menu Was Honest, This Is How Drinks Would Be Described (Photos)

When you combine the ubiquity of Starbucks stores with their various idiosyncrasies, you don't have to think too hard to figure out why the chain has been such a fantastic (and consistent) source of comedic fodder for as long as it has.

I'm guessing the majority of people on this planet have made a comment about the chain's questionable grasp of the Italian language and its baristas' baffling (or maybe deliberate) misspellings of even the simplest names, so I decided to focus on my favorite part of Starbucks: judging people based on what they order.

I whipped up my own (slightly condensed) version of the menu at The Most Popular Coffee Shop In The Universe based on my frequent pilgrimages there over the years.