18 Photos That Perfectly Sum Up You Not Giving A F*ck

In this modern time of strife and turmoil, it seems like we are perpetually waiting for a hero in our midsts to lead us in the right direction.

Look no further, brothers and sisters, for I have found 18 of them. These people (and animals) will surely set you on the path to success.

"I've got on underwear I can sh*t in, a dog whose head I can stand on AND hardwood floors. Go f*ck yourself."

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"Let's go, ladies -- I got us a bottle."

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"We've seen 'The Hunger Games.' F*ck your rules."

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"Moo. IDGAF about trains. Moo."

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"How old is he? F*ck it."

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"Listen, nerds, I was riding a scooter when you were still in my balls."

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"A hat is a hat. This is a hat."

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"No way am I going to take my headphones off and stop watching 'Days of Our Lives' just because some dude whose assh*le I used to wipe drove a thousand miles to see me."

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"Bleep bloop, you're more boring than Jeb Bush, bloop bleep."

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"It was an honest mistake."

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"Come at me, Poseidon."

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"Am I being too subtle here?"

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"Look, I can't read."

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"RIP Goose."

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"Was today the day to wear a wolf-face robe to Walmart? Does the Pope poop in a toilet like everyone else?"

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"What does this smile tell you about how I feel about what happened here today?"

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"We did the math, and 2 + 2 = Go f*ck yourself."

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"What, human? It's warmer under here. Eat a bag of dicks."

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