Guy Does Only Reasonable Thing When Pornhub Freezes And Mom Walks In (Photo)

Hunting another human has traditionally been called "the most dangerous game," but that's about as harrowing as stalking koalas when you compare it to the riskiest task a person can undertake: masturbating while someone else is home.

There is no shortage of pitfalls that accompany this rite of passage for teenagers around the world, and it's important to ignore your raging hormones for just a few seconds to come up with a contingency plan if things end up going wrong.

For example, if you're using a laptop, a good exit strategy would involve removing the battery or, ideally, slamming the screen as hard as you can.

Hurling your laptop across the room, on the other hand, is not the best way to hide your PornHub habit.

That's a lesson one man learned the hard way.

Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. — Denzel (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015