This groom is a grade-A jerk.
Did you watch it? OK, good. You got a little mad at the groom, right? Great, me too.
OK, more importantly, did you see that room?!?! Can we talk about the room this wedding is in for a second!?!?? That is a classy ass room!
My cousin got married at a Hyatt Regency Hotel in New Brunswick, New Jersey right off Route 27.
Meanwhile, this lady is eating her cake under a massive oil painting in a room that looks like it should be in an episode of "The Borgias."
Are all British weddings in rooms this nice? I wanna get married in a classy ass room. Is Pippa still single?
Someone get me in touch with Pippa's people.