Grocery Store Has Perfect Response To Woman Who Claims Lettuce 'Made Her Fat'
A British grocery store responded perfectly to a woman who claims its lettuce turned her into a "fat prostitute."
Leila Jayne Daly penned a bizarre letter of complaint to British store Sainsbury's, claiming its lettuce caused her to gain 12 stone (~168 pounds) after she found an unexpected guest in her food.
Leila claims that after finding a worm eating her lunch, she "cried for a little over an hour. Until, puffy and red, [she] gave in and ate a burger." It happens to the best of us, Leila.
The discovery apparently rocked the Daly household. Leila said,
The upsetting sequence of events led Leila to advise,
But Sainsbury's had the best response ready:
They also suggest she looks after the unexpected guest: "Worms are easy pets to keep."
They even offered an alternative to being a fat prostitute:
Leila responded to Ross' suggestion of a pet worm, admitting that he may be too much of a handful for her, saying,
She adds that keeping the worm may be more work than they realize. She claims,
Netflix is nice and all, but we think we'll be avoiding "King Jackie's Kingdom of Doom."