You Can Actually Buy A Plot On This Dick-Shaped Island For $122,000 (Photo)


There are a couple of things you can do in life to prove to people that you've officially made it.

The first is to commission of statue of yourself, preferably made of bronze or marble. Alternatively, you can buy a private island. After that, there's really not much else.

But not all islands are created equal.

Just like there's a difference between a beat-up IROC-Z and shiny new Tesla, there's a difference between your one-palm desert isle and an isolated landmass with a forest for hunting the smartest beast a man can track.

I can't promise that this 42-acre island in Fiji is an appropriate setting for the most dangerous game, but I can promise one thing: It definitely looks like a dick.

While it might technically be called Mavuva Island, I'll be referring to it as "Pen Island" for the rest of the article because I couldn't live with myself if I didn't.

According to Mashable, plots on Pen Island are currently selling for as low as $122,000, but I like to think a supervillain with an unnatural hatred of subtlety will buy all of Pen Island before going to work on his evil lair.

However, if that doesn't end up happening, there's only one plot on Pen Island I'd be interested in buying. I've highlighted it in red below:

Citations: You can buy land on a penis-shaped island for $122,000 (Mashable)