There Really Isn't Any Type Of Music Beyoncé Can't Dance To Perfectly
Beyoncé has done a fantastic job convincing her fans she's either a literal goddess or an alien from a galaxy with an infinite amount of talent.
As a result, she's managed to build quite a career -- thanks to people who will pay hundreds of dollars for the chance to breathe the same air as her for a few hours.
The amount of idolatry Beyoncé inspires makes the Golden Calf look like a Monopoly token, but there's a reason she's so revered: Her impressive pipes and tight choreography more than make up for the fact that she can't pronounce "surfboard" correctly.
Because she is a famous person alive in the 21st century, Beyoncé also has a healthy following of fans with a near infinite supply of Tumblr GIFs, and they constantly come up with new ways to worship the greatness that is their idol.
The newest trend is #BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat, and it features her dancing "perfectly" in sync to music from all eras and genres.
I was totally kidding about the whole "alien" thing before, but there's definitely a chance she might be an immortal being with a slowly aging portrait tucked away in a storage locker.
She's crushing the "Little Einsteins" theme song.
There's nothing like some feel good music with Michelle Williams.
This is slightly less wholesome but just as entertaining.
Lmaooooooo yall stupid #BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/GBt8O6RGJC — Uh-knee-sha (@BeautifulSin88) May 25, 2015
I didn't think Christian music could get any cooler...
Ok, I'm done. RT @black99jack: Alright. I tap out. #BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/krqDPoUocg — Michael John Norwood (@__Dutch) May 26, 2015
Did you know Beyoncé can dance in other languages?
She can even get down to that song from a few years ago you forgot existed.
#BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat part 19 pic.twitter.com/SHf7XW7CHb — #KKB (@MascotMY_Tweets) May 25, 2015
She might be dancing with other people, but Beyoncé is the most on beat.
This my favorite one #BeyonceAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/Ycszwv7unc — Tanya Meanass. (@_BaDunCHING_) May 26, 2015
Were you hoping for some Juvenile? Hope no more.
#BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat part 17 pic.twitter.com/Bph0KG3Ml2 — #KKB (@MascotMY_Tweets) May 24, 2015
She puts the "super" in Super Bowl.
"@thelitebritems: I can't LMFAO RT @sedrixk: This Is The Best #BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/SAsgo5xdXQ" — Sunjai Williams (@SunjaiFans) May 25, 2015
@MissyElliott THIS ONE! RT @soulfullypoetic: YESSSSSSSSSSS #BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/F8yXKIgSYv — Randy Graziani (@randygraziani) May 26, 2015