Beyoncé has done a fantastic job convincing her fans she's either a literal goddess or an alien from a galaxy with an infinite amount of talent.
As a result, she's managed to build quite a career -- thanks to people who will pay hundreds of dollars for the chance to breathe the same air as her for a few hours.
The amount of idolatry Beyoncé inspires makes the Golden Calf look like a Monopoly token, but there's a reason she's so revered: Her impressive pipes and tight choreography more than make up for the fact that she can't pronounce "surfboard" correctly.
Because she is a famous person alive in the 21st century, Beyoncé also has a healthy following of fans with a near infinite supply of Tumblr GIFs, and they constantly come up with new ways to worship the greatness that is their idol.
The newest trend is #BeyoncéAlwaysOnBeat, and it features her dancing "perfectly" in sync to music from all eras and genres.
I was totally kidding about the whole "alien" thing before, but there's definitely a chance she might be an immortal being with a slowly aging portrait tucked away in a storage locker.
She's crushing the "Little Einsteins" theme song.
There's nothing like some feel good music with Michelle Williams.
This is slightly less wholesome but just as entertaining.
I didn't think Christian music could get any cooler...
Did you know Beyoncé can dance in other languages?
She can even get down to that song from a few years ago you forgot existed.
She might be dancing with other people, but Beyoncé is the most on beat.