Look, guys. I'm into the simple things in life. You know, friendship, a cold beer on a summer evening, music and dick drawings.
All the normal stuff.
Now, you can get most of those things pretty easily, but we have a drought of dick drawings in this country at present.
Dick pics, well, they're all over the place. But we've been drawn away (pun intended) from the long history of crudely-drawn, anthropomorphized wiener-doodles this country was founded on.
Thankfully, one solemn crusader is out to change things. This artist is drawing penises, and he or she is drawing a lot of them. Daily Dong Doodles is an Instagram displaying exactly what you think would.
Let's take a look at the work. Who knows? Maybe one day these will be hanging in the Metropolitan Museum of Art's men's bathroom stalls.