How To Turn Your Breakup Into A Drinking Game In 15 Steps (Photos)

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Dating is like popping pimples: Sometimes they're just not ready yet.

Or, at least, that's what the pimples tell you -- the actual reason is probably that the pimples just want to be popped by someone else.

Whatever the reason, it's really sad when a pimple breaks up with you.

Everyone copes with heartbreak in a different way. Some people eat their sadness, some people f*ck their sadness and some people drink their sadness. I'm interested in the last of those options.

OK, let's begin.

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I'm not as good at drawing girls, OK? Accept it.

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This is a metaphorical heart. If your heart actually looks like this, you are dead.

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Fun fact: Dogs can't sweat for the same reason (because they are too sad you don't speak the same language as them).

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Never feed deer your campfire marshmallows. They go straight through them. Take my word for it. I know, like, a f*ckload of deer.

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This way your excessive post-break-up drinking at least has rules -- and isn't just a white wine free-for-all until you fall asleep in the bathtub wearing last year's Halloween costume.

Behold:

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