This Blowjob Machine Is Probably The Best Karaoke Singer You’ve Ever Heard
Here’s a little SFW fun you can have in public with a blowjob machine.
The sexventors of Autoblow 2 were kind enough to send our office a box full of their signature sex toys, and as great as this sounds, there is a clear major problem with this. An office is probably the worst place to own a box full of blowjob machines.
I obviously wanted to play around with these bad boys but didn’t want to have a sit down with HR for it, so I decided to do the second best thing one can do with a blowjob machine: karaoke.
Let’s be honest, aside from literally just sex or winning four gold medals and two silver medals at the 2012 London Olympics to set a seemingly untouchable Olympic record, karaoke is the most fun someone can have during his or her time on this planet.
I dare you to watch these videos we made of the experience and not want to buy an Autoblow 2, hit your nearest karaoke bar and jam out to a terrible cover of "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
