Kylah Benes-Trapp

This Blowjob Machine Is Probably The Best Karaoke Singer You’ve Ever Heard

Here’s a little SFW fun you can have in public with a blowjob machine.

The sexventors of Autoblow 2 were kind enough to send our office a box full of their signature sex toys, and as great as this sounds, there is a clear major problem with this. An office is probably the worst place to own a box full of blowjob machines.

I obviously wanted to play around with these bad boys but didn’t want to have a sit down with HR for it, so I decided to do the second best thing one can do with a blowjob machine: karaoke.

Let’s be honest, aside from literally just sex or winning four gold medals and two silver medals at the 2012 London Olympics to set a seemingly untouchable Olympic record, karaoke is the most fun someone can have during his or her time on this planet.

I dare you to watch these videos we made of the experience and not want to buy an Autoblow 2, hit your nearest karaoke bar and jam out to a terrible cover of "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

1. When a man loves a (fake) woman.

2. Autoblow knows what to do when that "hotline bling."

3. More like DEEZ CHESTNUTS! I'm sorry, parents.

4. (B)All The Small Things

5. RIP, Whitney. This one goes out to you.

6. Hello (it's peen)

7. An ode to all those old guys at the gym who DGAF if they're walking around naked or not.

8. ...OK, I'm sorry for this one.

9. TEAR. DOWN. MY. BALLS.

10. Tony isn't talking about a gun here.

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