This Is Absolutely The Best Eyewitness Account In Local News History (Video)

So apparently, there was some sort of chase, and a police officer was hit by a car in Jackson, Mississippi, but he was not seriously injured.

Well, at least that’s what I think went down. But honestly, I pretty much have no idea what happened here.

Despite having more energy and spirit than a bus full of cheerleaders on their way to Six Flags, the eyewitness makes little to no sense.

Here’s an example of the eyewitness's depiction of the events:

It was a full twist-a-bout! And the police car just twist around like a TORNADO, GIRL!

Although not super helpful with the task at hand, I feel like my life would be just a little more worth living if this wordsmith was narrating it.