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An 'Adventure Time' Porn Parody Exists, And There's A Talking Dildo In It

OK, if you don't watch "Adventure Time," don't worry. Let me help you out. This is a trailer for a porn parody of an insane cartoon on Cartoon Network, and you can watch it. That's honestly all you need to know.

There is a talking dildo. It's called "Assventure Time." Look, I'm not sure what more I have to say to get you interested.

The best thing about porn parodies -- from "Porks and Recreation" to "Missionary Position: Impossible 2" -- is obviously the names, which presumably are all dreamt up by a 15-year-old high on coke.

But, the second best thing about porn parodies is there is a market for them in the first place. Like, what is going on here? The fact that these things make lots of money is so confusing. Who are the people out there who need to laugh at clever references while masturbating alone in their houses? Seriously, who are they? I'm so curious, and I want to understand.

Also, I'm pretty sure the source material gets thrown out the window the second people start "porking."

That being said, I'm so happy to live in a world where this stuff exists.

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