25 Times Guys Got Hilariously Shut Down Over Text Message (Photos)


When it comes to scoring a date, some dudes just won't take "no" for an answer.

It's bad enough when a stranger tries to talk to you at the bar and doesn't pick up on the fact your excessive eye rolls and sighs mean you're just not interested.

Technology has only made this problem worse.

Thanks to the revolution of text messaging, guys can ask you out while hiding behind a cell phone screen. So naturally, their pick-up tactics are bolder... and full of unsolicited dick pics.

Seriously, I'm not sure if it's their egos or their IQs, but how on earth does someone translate "leave me alone" to "I wanna see your dick"?

I really just don't get it.

Apparently, I'm not the only one who's tired of the thirsty guys out there who just don't get the message (or in this case, text message.)

There are a lot of women who have mastered the fine art of shutting guys down via text, and some of their responses are so good, you might want to take a few notes.

Take a look at the pictures below to see 25 hilarious text messages showing guys getting seriously denied.

This will keep you drier than an umbrella on a rainy day.

Like seriously, Ken you not?

 When it doubt, Michael Cera it out.


Stay in your lane, buddy.

Is this hot enough for you?


Booze = Bae

Bye bye baby carrot boy.

 This shower pic is pretty steamy.


Sometimes you just have to raise your standards.

A restraining order sounds like music to my ears.

Acid Cow

 I want you to put those pop-tarts in my mouth.


Maybe you should get a dog and leave me alone.

Nice try buddy, keep climbing.

Yeah, I'm out... of your league.

We Heart It

Sorry, selfies have never really been my specialty.

Acid Cow

Ew. Go away.


Acid Cow

The power of Kanye compels you to stop texting me.

I said body pic... not body pig.

I just need some space.

We Heart It

There's a zero percent chance.

Middle fingers speak louder than words.

 Sure, I can show you how dark it is.


I'm busy... forever.

Feast your eyes on this hot, spicy pic.