25 Things People Who Are Always Cold Will Understand All Too Well (Photos)


Between the chilling wind, ice and snow, winter can be a pretty miserable time of year for normal people, let alone people who are cold AF 24/7.

Last time I checked, human beings were supposed to be warm-blooded creatures.

But sometimes I think my body may have missed this memo or I'm actually a real life version of Queen Elsa because I basically freeze my ass off any time the temperature drops below 80 degrees.

As you can imagine, this tends to be pretty problematic during the cooler months of the year.

Winter slowly becomes synonymous with lots of time spent indoors with the heat on blast while sitting in front of a fireplace wrapped up in a blanket burrito.

If that's not bad enough, goose bumps, hand-sicles and chattering teeth become a basic fact of life and there is no amount of scarves or layers in the world to keep the tortuous, crippling cold out.

Yep, if you happen to have ice running through your veins you know the shiver struggle is real AF when sweater weather starts to kick in.

So we set out to find all of the familiar struggles every cold-blooded person knows to be true.

While everyone else gets excited for sweater weather, you dread this season.

Because let's face it, sweater weather is year-round for you...

...and "extreme layering" has become your signature everyday look.

Scarves don't do sh*t for you. So you've copped Lenny Kravit'z scarf swag.

You have no shame leaving the house with a blanket wrapped around your neck...

...or donning a duvet out in public.

You can't remember the last time you saw your skin without goosebumps...

...and the shiver struggle is always real AF.

Plus, handsicles have just become a part of everyday life.

Fleece is basically your BFF...

...and you have mastered the art of wrapping yourself into a human blanket burrito.

But not even a miracle can save you from freezing your ass off 24/7.

Office air conditioning is your arch nemesis...

...and you think it's completely normal to bring your space heater to work with you every day.

You always thought "BYOB" stood for "Bring Your Own Blanket."

Most of the time you would rather die than have to go outside and brave the cold...

...so you pretty much hibernate in your house all winter.

Your entire paycheck goes toward purchasing wool products, onesies and paying your heating bill...

...but cranking the thermostat to 80 isn't even enough to keep you warm.

While most people wish for a white Christmas, you pray for a holiday heatwave...

...and you just laugh whenever people invite you to a football game.

You literally freeze your butt off every time you have to sit on a toilet seat...

...and stepping out of the warm shower and into the frozen tundra of your bathroom is a special kind of torture.

You bring new meaning to the term "Ice Queen"...

...and you've actually considered lighting yourself on fire before deciding even that probably wouldn't be enough to keep you warm.