Anyone who has ever met me, even in passing, knows that I am an all-inclusive animal lover.
Animals are the best, guys: They're like living teddy bears that cuddle with you willingly. They won't steal your clothes like an annoying roommate or cheat on you like a crappy boyfriend. And they don't talk! They're truly the most perfect companions a person could ask for.
While I'd like to believe my love for critters is unparalleled, I know there are countless others like me out there, who believe animals are #1 and people, a measly #2.