As you may already know, there's a Tumblr page dedicated to just about everything that exists. On this edition of cool Tumblr accounts, we're looking at Honest Slogans.
The page is operated by an unknown, skilled photoshop artist.
The logos and slogans of well-known companies are altered and replaced with what they should really say based on their overall performance and reputation as a company.
Check out the altered slogans below!
Best Buy: Try it out before buying it on Amazon
Apple: $2,000 Facebook machines
Nature Valley Granola Bars: Crumbs Everywhere
Toyota: Moving forward, unintentionally
Go Daddy.com: Where'd everybody go?
MTV: ______ Television
YouTube: Don't read the comments
Abode Acrobat: Would you like to update?
Lego: The Bane of your foot's existence
FedEx: It's probably broken
Target: Walmart for the middle class
Xbox Live: Find out who your mother's been sleeping with
Q-Tips Cotton Swabs: You use them in your ears even though we say not to
McDonald's: Because you only have $4
Waffle House: It's 2am and you're drunk
Nike: Just buy it
America Online: Need a CD frisbee?
Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature
Google: Just try using another search engine
PayPal: Because you have to
Keystone Light: Stay sober during beer pong
Ben & Jerry's: Eat away your feelings
Vicks NyQuil: Slip into a nice coma for few hours
Pepsi: When there's no Coke
Hidden Valley The Original Ranch: Makes vegetables bad for you
CapriSun All Natural: Careful not to poke a hole through the back
Google+: Google Wave 2.0
Chick-Fil-A: We didn't invent the chicken, just a teenage girl on Facebook
50 Shades of Gray: Sex, Sex, Sex
Instagram: Mask bad photos with filters
Crest 3D White White Strips: Teeth so white, they can't dance
Pizza Hut: We have a salad bar for some reason
Bugles: Edible finger swords
Super Bowl XLVII: Blackout
LinkedIn: Connect with people for no reason at all
Sriracha: Always worth the pain
Cosmopolitan: Sex quizzes, sex tips, sex facts
Men's Health: Every issues promises perfect abs
Candy Crush Saga: The game version of pure cocaine
Motel 6: We'll leave the light on for you because you're probably in a sketchy neighborhood
AMC: Just ignore Low Winter Sun
Photos courtesy of Honest Slogans: What People Really Think, H/t Ad Week