This Twitter Account Makes Up The Most Absurd Movie Plots For A-List Celebs
I would like to think we all live in a world where no sane person would pay money to see a movie where Mel Gibson voiced an animated cutting board. I would really like to think that.
Unfortunately, I just don't have that kind of faith in humanity, which is why this Twitter account fills me with a sense of terrible dread.
It's called Sh*t Pitches™, and as the name promises, it's full of really sh*tty pitches for movie plots starring A-list celebs.
It's really f*cking hilarious, but it's also really f*cking terrifying because I can easily picture the trailers for these crazypants films.
Full disclosure: A few months ago, I willingly paid $15 for that new "Victor Frankenstein" movie starring Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy. So, if I can't even trust myself, how can I have ANY faith Hollywood won't make these movies happen?
I guess this just might be what the future of the film industry looks like.