We all know Steve has a sweet tooth. If Starcourt Mall had a Starbucks, there’s no doubt he’d be all over a Chocolate Cream Cold Brew on his breaks from eating ice cream (I mean, working) at Scoops Ahoy.
Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew with Vanilla Cold Foam
As with everything else in life, Dustin would definitely look to Steve for guidance on his coffee order. He wouldn’t copy his mentor exactly, though — a sweet vanilla twist on Steve’s go-to order sounds just right for Dustin.
Venti Triple Shot Iced Latte with Almond Milk
If anyone in Hawkins needs their caffeine, it’s Nancy. As a hard-working journalist, she’d most definitely be adding as many espresso shots as possible to wake her up. And you just know she’d be an early adopter of the almond milk trend in Hawkins.
Regular Black Coffee
Let’s be real — Hopper would never step foot inside a Starbucks. But if the police station’s coffee maker was broken, then he might be forced to order the cheapest, most basic drink, likely a Pike Place. No cream, no sugar. Just brown, bitter bean juice.
Venti Caramel Macchiato with an extra shot
How do you think Joyce got so anxious and jittery? OK, she’s been through plenty of trauma, but she’s also likely downing the sweetest, most caffeinated drinks to get her through all the stress — both physically and emotionally.
Caramel Waffle Latte
While a Starbucks in the middle of Indiana may not have a drink that perfectly captures her love of waffles, Eleven could probably open a portal to the UK and snag the holiday 2021 Caramel Waffle Latte — and she could settle for a Caramel Macchiato stateside.
The Roast of the Day
Oh, Mike. He wants to be an adult so badly. He’d think himself mature and adventurous for trying out whatever roast Starbs is featuring, but would probably wind up hating it. Of course, he’d still finish it, and pretend he loved it, just to save face.
Chocolate Cookie Crumble Frappuccino
Mike may be all about adulting, but Will is perfectly content staying a kid as long as he can. He’d probably avoid anything resembling an actual cup of coffee and just go straight for the drink that best resembles a yummy dessert.
Peach Tranquility Tea
Max needs a drink that’ll help her chill out while she’s listening to Kate Bush. Coffee might just serve to stress her out more, so Max would opt for a calming tea — especially one that matches her red-orange hair.
White Chocolate Mocha Frappuccino
Can’t forget this Season 1 star! Barb wouldn’t be too adventurous with her order, but she’d want something fun to liven up her day. (Her days are numbered, after all.) Hopefully the Starbucks in the Upside Down makes White Chocolate Mochas.