Spencer Pratt Has A Lot Of Feelings About Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston


It's been an emotionally stirring week in the world of celebrity relationships, and Spencer Pratt is here to help you work through it all.

Like most of us, he harbored major skepticism throughout Taylor Swift's relationship with Calvin Harris.

Calvin was all right, but Taylor Swift is America's sweetheart/potentially the ghost of whatever demure, animal-whispering villager inspired the creation of “Snow White.”

We feel the need to protect her and her teeny glass elbows from danger and unworthy men, even if she is more successful and powerful than the rest of us by infinite degrees.

Spencer told Cosmopolitan,

Well put, Spence.

I am among the unpopular minority shouting, “DATE YOURSELF, TAY TAY,” from the rooftop, but Taylor cannot hear me from my rooftop. We live in different parts of the city -- based largely on income. Also, I live in a co-op that does not allow me roof access.

Admittedly, the level of unabashed disinterest displayed by Calvin over the course of his relationship with the “New Romantics” singer was occasionally off-putting.

Spencer added,

Tay's budding romance with actor Tom Hiddleston gives Spencer hope, like a small, flickering light in a world of shadows.

He explained,

But how did Taylor make the official transition from Calvin to Tom? Spencer has a good enough idea of what went down.

He hypothesized,

Accurate. Any other reality is unimaginable.

Though the former star of "The Hills" believes the new couple (Hiddleswift? Swiftleston? Tomlor?) is “100 percent real,” he agrees the paparazzi shot that set the world buzzing about their status seems shamelessly staged.

Spencer said,

Given the tumultuous nature of many of Tay's past relationships and breakups, it can be difficult for fans to let ourselves get our hopes up for the success of a new one.

Luckily, Spencer feels optimistic.

When asked whether he thinks Tom and Taylor have a real shot at a future together, he said,

If Spencer is right, Taylor Swift may have finally solved love, once and for all.

Citations: Is Hiddleswift Real or Fake? Spencer Pratt Gives His Verdict! (Cosmopolitan)