“Pretty Little Liars” is literally* giving an arm and a leg to #SaveHanna.
*Not literally. It was only her leg. You get it. I'm sorry, this was the laziest play on a phrase I've ever attempted. Let's just move on.
There is a new season of “Pretty Little Liars” coming up soon on Freeform, the hollow millennial ghost of ABC Family that advertises strictly before movies at AMC theaters and bus stops. Yup, all 15 of you who still watch that show must be pretty excited.
For the rest of us who stopped watching after the first 1.5 seasons, this comes as a shock for two reasons.
1) This show is still around?!?! How did we only get one season of “Freaks and Geeks” yet this effing show will seemingly live through the biblical apocalypse?
2) Texting is essentially not a thing anymore unless you remember the Nixon administration. Is it just “A” Snapchatting people with different SPOOOOKY filters now?
Wait, they REVEALED who "A" is? Well then what the hell is the show about? That's the ONE thing the show had going for it. That's like if the Vietnam war ended in the third episode of M*A*S*H. What is the story ev--
--OH MY FLIPPIN CHRIST, WHERE THE HELL DID THE BLONDE ONE'S LEG GO?!?!
She looks like that lamp from "A Christmas Story."
We're all kind of worried about#AlisLeg.
#SaveHanna would like to know what happened to Ali's leg as well #PLLSeason7 https://t.co/L9P2AeTR84 — Tanya (@tanyalee_anne_x) June 8, 2016
Thoughts and prayers are going out to Ali and her leg's family today.