Miley, I hope you didn't think your VMA drama would dissipate after the awards show like small, wispy clouds in the nighttime sky.
During Sunday's ceremony, Nicki Minaj called out Miley Cyrus for comments the “Dooo It!” singer made to The New York Times shortly before hosting the show.
After accepting an award for “Anaconda,” Minaj threw it back to Cyrus with a sassy flourish, saying,
And now, back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press. Miley, what's good?
Come Tuesday, Cyrus is basking in the warm sunshine of a drama-free life.
She likely thinks,
What VMAs? What drama? Who can even remember as far back as Sunday? No one, that's who.
In this precious state of optimistic delusion, the pop star uploaded a photo to Instagram of herself from Sunday, standing in the outfit she was wearing during the confrontation.
Her fans, who have senses of humor so streamlined and systematic they threaten the very foundation of major military operations worldwide, did not miss a beat.
Cyrus was undoubtedly one of the most entertaining hosts of VMA history, but her own fans aren't far behind.
Now, MTV can just invite the twerk enthusiast's Instagram followers to host future VMA ceremonies, as they'll likely be much cheaper to book.
Watch out, Miley, you could be out of a job next year.
And, hey, PS...