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North West Wore Customized Alexander Wang Dress

I could write an entire book comprised of the internal monologs I have about North West.

Would she think I'm cool? Would she bully me? Would we share style tips? Would she let me play with her hair? Would I ever be able to compare to her level of chicness? Would she tell people I am her best friend?

I will 100 percent never know the answers to those questions, but whatever.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter's list of accomplishments at age 3 speaks for itself. Before she could lift her own head, she was sent gifts from Givenchy, Lanvin, Roberto Cavalli and Hermes, she had her own "Kidchella"-themed birthday party and she became a household name faster than "cronuts."

So, it's not a surprise North West wore a customized Alexander Wang dress at Kris Jenner's annual Christmas Eve party last night.

Khloé Kardashian posted a Snapchat of North West in her dress, which I can only assume costs triple the price of my monthly rent.

In the video, you can hear Kim Kardashian* say,

Look at Northie in her Alexander Wang custom little dress, she loves it!

*I would say with 99 percent certainty that is Kim's voice. Am I proud that I know that? Kind of, yeah.

Auntie Koko spent a good portion of the night with her nieces and nephews.

She snapped two videos of Reign Disick, who wore the definition of a so-cute-I-literally-can't-even baby man bun.

Penelope Disick also showed face on Khloé's Snapchat at last night's party, giving her aunt a precious peck.

Last night was a big evening on Khlo's Snapstory. Kim Kardashian made her first Snapchat appearance since she was robbed in Paris two months ago.

Kim debuted a (most-likely clip-on) lip ring at last night's party because of her constant need to prove she can literally pull off anything -- which she totally can.

Actually, remember that time she wore this? Maybe not anything.